(THE CANTINA)--Following procedure in case DHS agents come rapping at the door--
1.) Keep door locked, cover the windows with dark sheets
2.) Stock up on food and water.
3.) Keep the kids home from school
4.) Develop a secret code to communicate with compadres through text messaging.
4.) Keep the car topped off with gas and supplies, park at an undisclosed location
If the agents are persistent and you feel the compulsion to open the door, make sure no one else is present.
Above all, demand identification--
FWD ALL UNITS, FIELD, WAREHOUSE, COMPOUND, PVT MERTZ, KP SCULLERY--